BREAKING NEWS: Kent Brockman was just demoted to weekend weatherman. He is despondent over this sad state of affairs. We'll keep you posted with any updates.
UPDATE: As if being a weekend weatherman for a local news station is not enough embarrassment, Kent Brockman has been fired.
UPDATE: We've just reached the commercial after the second segment of The Simpsons; will there be enough time in segment three to bring everything back to normal? To recap, Kent Brockman was fired for going Ron Burgundy with the swears. WHMFASS will be your primary instant update for Kent Brockman's fate on this episode of The Simpsons.
UPDATE: Kent is now sleeping on the Simpsons' couch.
UPDATE: Kent is now doing pirate news reports from...the Simpsons' basement?
UPDATE: Kent is giving news over the internet, and Dracula has been shamed for messing up pizza orders.
UPDATE: Kent has been rehired by the network (with 50% pay increase), disappointing Lisa who had admired his independent spirit.
UPDATE: So after Kent Brockman faced the shame of holding Sven Sundgaard's job...
UPDATE: Everything is back to normal.
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What I find hopeful is that when Kent was demoted, good old "Pie in the Sky" was promoted from weekend weatherman to lead anchor. They didn't pull up another anchor, they just switched the two positions. So, if anyone at NBC messes up, maybe Sven will end up as an anchor.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that would be a good fit for him. He is pretty into the weather. But it's good to know that the possibility is out there, if only in Springfield.