Thursday, October 02, 2008

If the Vikings were Republicans

It is halftime of the week two matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and the Indianapolis Colts. The Vikings are leading the game 9-0. Head coach Brad Childress comes into the locker room wearing shoulder pads, a jersey, even a helmet. Behind him on the wall is a sign reading "Mission Accomplished." To the cheering of the players, Childress declares major football playing against the Colts to be completed.

After another hapless game by Tarvaris Jackson, Jackson faces the media in a press conference. He's confronted by questions of his poor decision-making, his inaccurate passes, his inability to allow the team to sustain drives or finish drives. After Jackson is done taking questions, Childress pats him on the shoulder and says "You're doing a heck of a job Jacksony."

Viking offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell tells the media just before the 2008 season begins that "The fundamentals of the Viking passing game are strong."

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