Do your job, fortune cookie!

After enjoying some Thai food from Taste of Thailand Restaurant, I turned to my fortune cookie to guide me the rest of my day, and perhaps my life.  And here is what the fortune cookie told me:

"An important word of advice may come from a child."

Well, I know a child may give me advice.  But right now, I have you here, fortune.  It's your job to give me a word of advice.  Why can't you give me advice, fortune cookie?  Imagine if I walked into Subway and the employee told me "Your mother may make you a sandwich."  Sure she may, but you're here now!

Thanks for nothing, fortune cookie.  Now I'm left to fend for myself, or wait for a child to come give me advice.