Replacing _ucking Perkins

We're still outraged over Perkins' decision to eliminate the bread bowls from the salad, leaving them just salads (somehow, the fact that they left the prices the same doesn't surprise us and doesn't bother us, since we're not going there anymore anyway--as vegetarians, we're not paying $8+ for iceberg lettuce, cheese, and dressing). We're even considering getting a piece of paper, an envelope, and a stamp, and sending them a real letter.

But _ucking Perkins is now dead to us, and this is the last time we visit the cemetery. As George Costanza attempting to set up a date with Marissa Tomei for after Susan's funeral, we must move on.

And for now, we move on with Quiznos.

Quiznos has a veggie sandwich, and if you order a regular sized veggie sandwish, you can also get a cup of broccoli cheese soup and a pop for like eight dollars. Now, of course we're a site devoted to frugality, and eight bucks may be a bit much for a sandwich, soup, and pop. But it's really, really good. And since the thing I'll miss most about that restaurant which shall not be named is the Honey Mustard dressing, I appreciate that Quiznos provides dressing--including Honey Mustard--that you can dip the sandwich in.